miss Congeniality

Norwegian girl with Scottish genes. My parents still do not realise where it could possibly have gone wrong... Joke's on them, like


September 20thvia and source with 150,087 notes

thats-unpossible:

She looks so sure


September 19thvia and source with 241,582 notes

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

image


September 18thvia and source with 55,222 notes


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September 17thvia and source with 94,038 notes

wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you


September 17thvia and source with 277,914 notes

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am


September 17thvia and source with 73,919 notes

desperate-fallen-angel:

internetgf:

so seductive

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME


September 17thvia and source with 671,232 notes


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loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.


September 17thvia and source with 132,166 notes

tinalikesbutts:

same


September 17thvia and source with 365,392 notes

catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”


September 17thvia and source with 113,291 notes

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

September 15thvia and source with 407,790 notes

the best moment in cinematic history


September 15thvia and source with 964,864 notes

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident


September 15thvia and source with 586,580 notes



FAITH