miss Congeniality

Norwegian girl with Scottish genes. My parents still do not realise where it could possibly have gone wrong... Joke's on them, like


October 21stvia and source with 190,183 notes


October 21stvia and with 1,647 notes

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??


October 20thvia and source with 233,720 notes

"Being in a relationship ends in one of two ways; breaking up or death. When you think about it like that, love really is doomed from the beginning yet we continue to nearly kill ourselves anyway just to taste it."

Unknown (via psych-facts)

this is the realest and more terrifying thing i’ve ever read.

(via outofthewhore-dinary)


October 20thvia and source with 19,285 notes

waluiqi:

420yearold:

waluiqi:

waluiqi:

hey guys wanna see a pic of me when i was 11

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who’s that kid beside you in the picture?

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October 19thvia and source with 165,660 notes

slobbish:

when ur favorite song comes on

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October 19thvia and source with 8,233 notes


October 19thvia and source with 153,642 notes

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT


October 18thvia and source with 622,306 notes

craicthatniall:

my friend texted me this gif

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it makes it look like your typing

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October 16thvia and source with 88,715 notes

universeobserver:

If you tell me I need to tone down aspects of my personality then I’m going to do myself a favor and stop talking to you


October 16thvia and source with 78 notes

friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
me: drunk

October 15thvia and source with 320,020 notes


October 15thvia and with 196,758 notes

beefmilk2:

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you


October 15thvia and source with 334,076 notes

sweatpantsandsportsbras:

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S/SHE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU DESERVE BETTER OK OK


October 15thvia and source with 241,016 notes

unofficiallyjuni:

STOP


October 14thvia and source with 308,275 notes



FAITH