miss Congeniality

Norwegian girl with Scottish genes. My parents still do not realise where it could possibly have gone wrong... Joke's on them, like

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone


July 28thvia and source with 428,111 notes

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes


July 27thvia and with 46,568 notes

blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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July 27thvia and source with 164,922 notes


July 27thvia and source with 108,904 notes

sofiaaaaa14:

me as a mom


July 27thvia and source with 162,186 notes

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?


July 27thvia and source with 348,734 notes

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff


July 27thvia and source with 396,370 notes


July 26thvia and source with 91,355 notes

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet


July 26thvia and source with 98,682 notes

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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July 26thvia and source with 108,274 notes

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife


July 26thvia and source with 360,512 notes

beardsbluntsbroncos:

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July 26thvia and source with 663,404 notes

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME


July 26thvia and source with 225,881 notes

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL


July 26thvia and source with 181,437 notes

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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July 25thvia and with 199,915 notes



FAITH